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“Do you know how many calories are in that?”

sodamnrelatable:

“…Do you know how many fucks I give?”

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cryiinq: rejective: castlea: nakedlies: kiccks: peache-ss: helplesswallflower: :( i will reblog this every time i see it because its too relevant this is so relevant right now. ..wouldn’t leave me for him. i say this too much. have to remind myself this all the time and he told me to just ‘let go.’ 
cravingwifi: Clearly my friends like me ok
m3garoni: I asked for extra whipped cream.
I’d rather be weird as fuck than be boring as hell.

sodamnrelatable:

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I hate it when teachers say :

sodamnrelatable:

”You think its funny”? 

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Obviously

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That’s why I laughed, bitch.

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heyfunniest: perfect, just perfect.